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1. A man in the park looking for his dog, the dog was later found that he is working with a dog in the act of girls.looked at the girls face. Provocative look man said: things like that, I would do Oh! Just listen to the girl I am sorry to say: That ... ah then you give it a try. In any case, it is your home bitch 2. A young beauty wearing a tight dress to the bus, because her skirt too tight to lift the legs and can not afford the car, so she secretly hand on the back of a button will be solved, but still do not, on the Also solved a, but still do not, it also solved a. But still do not. At this time the back of a man seeing this, on hand to help her remove a button, the woman felt out on the回头冲a man called "rogue"! Wronged man said: "I am a rogue? You solved the three buttons in front of me, I did not support the sound, I just solution of a button you!" 3. Once upon a time, there is a prostitute according to three different standard fees: 1. The grass, a 10 U.S. dollars 2. Bench, 20 U.S. dollars a 3. A bed, a 30 U.S. dollars Morning, a man in, left 10 U.S. dollars a banknotes on the table, they went out to look for a piece of grass. At noon, another man came, left the 20 U.S. dollars on the table, they found a bench Zhang. The evening, and a man come in, dump the 30 U.S. dollars on the table. Prostitutes to see money, said: "You really have the taste of the people." Man said, "the grass three times." 4. Ada with the children to buy cows, a cow of a physical examination, the final touch Touch the breast. The child asked: "Dad, this is what?" Ada replied: "careful examination, not a bad buy cattle. You have to remember that the future has grown up, but also to do this Andrew." 想了一想children: "Daddy! That my mother have to sell it? Yesterday Uncle Wang, the mother checked the same way. " 5. A friend Miss the first time to practice and play golf. Serve, she is the wave force, was deflect the ball, and even a group of people to fly toward the past, then went to see a man lying on the ground, the hands caught in the middle of the thigh, pain down the hill. Miss who once ran an apology and told that she injured a number of nursing school, hoping to arrive in the ambulance before the injury helped him to check the situation. The injured feel that there is no need to, but insist that Miss, other people have advised her that the injured first check, he had reluctantly agreed to. Miss will be injured first flat, the whole body relax, and then opened his hands, flat on both sides of the body and then gently opened the victim's pants zipper, reached into, and very soft to touch lightly forward. She asked whether the wounded: "Here how feeling like?" Something we can not help the injured, said: "There is also a good feeling, but my thumb pain or death!" 6. Do not take Viagra to her husband: Early in the morning The husband asked his wife: "Honey, what do you want to eat breakfast? McDonald's or KFC?" Her husband replied: "about the role of Viagra it! I do not want to eat!" To noon The husband asked his wife: "Honey, what do you want for lunch? To the restaurant or at home?" Her husband replied: "about the role of Viagra it! I do not want to eat!" By dinner time The husband asked his wife: "Honey, what do you want for dinner? To the restaurant or at home?" Her husband replied: "about the role of Viagra it! I do not want to eat!" His wife could not help but say: "Well, then please let down from me! I am hungry! 7. Female instructor to the countryside to promote the work of birth control, in order to demonstration purposes, the female instructor to pick up a condom to his left thumb, a farmer-oriented explanation of this can be a contraceptive. The results after one month, a farmer came angrily theory, and sets up a condom in his left thumb for female instructor said: "Every time I make love with my wife all the way as you and she is still pregnant! " 8. And women of different ages to sleep: 8-year-old girl should let her sleep storytelling; The story of 18-year-old want to cheat her and you go to bed; 28-year-old automatic and you do not say go to bed; 38-year-old story that she would lie to you to sleep; The story of 48-year-old should go to bed to avoid her; 58-year-old will not talk about the story and her sleep 9. A beautiful young lady lying on a bed check, the doctor in order toher breast, said: "Of course, you must know that this is what I am."beauty whispered: "I know that you are checking look at me are suffering from breast cancer. "be encouraged, the doctors and push for too much to continue to massage her belly and said:" You know what this is it! "she said with a smile:" Yes, you are to check the cecum. "At this moment, doctors no longer be able to see home-made passion missed, and he undressed very warmly with her for love. Side and said: "You must also know what it is doing, right?" Little said: "Yes! You are for me to check for syphilis, this is my main purpose here." Doctor fainted! ~ ~ ~ 10. Look for gold fever in the United States of that era, a noble tour company in order to bring that culture to the west, they faced the audience to perform a group of vulgar drama There is a scene of his heroine die. Actor very sad to say: "how should I do? How should I do?" Box upstairs shouting immediately: "taking advantage of her body not yet cold before, so # as soon as possible and her love!" This the whole atmosphere of vulgar words are destroyed. So the next day, company executives went looking for the sergeant, told him the company had wanted to give local people a number of high entertainment, but rude to the audience the performance of all the atmosphere of destruction. Sergeant to the managers that there will be no more trouble occurred. And the following night, police chief personally brought two guns, sitting in the front row, everything is going smoothly, until there is a scene showing a great enthusiasm for leading actor and actress, actor actress kissed, and then told her: "ah ! world what more than your lips so sweet? "in this moment, Sergeant jump into the wavingthe audience said:" If a son of a bitch say that a woman breast I shoton him! " 11. I said sorry to see a doctor, they wrote a note: "boy short, and his wife sleep in the end does not explore, what to do?" Doctors do not answer, write a prescription: "single-handedly capture younger, first-hand Executive cucumber; depth are available, a few various interpolation; if too long cucumber, bite 12. A man to seek medical attention .. The doctor asked what happened their. Man said: do not laugh after hearing. The doctor said: ah. Man dialed up the cartridge brother tight pants .. size .. matches .. is more than men doctors Comedy Road rage: were swollen for several days a laugh .. you ..!!! 13. A lady to attend a seminar, when someone asked her feelings on the condom, the She replied: "That depends on what is loaded inside. 14. In Taiwan a pair of husband and wife, two children were a girl, so come to the clinics asked the doctor, "Doctor, ah, modern technology is developed, and how we want a boy to do?" The doctor said: "the estimated position is not, you After listening to two over two whispering ......", overjoyed to go; A year later, the two went to clinics, "Dr ah, is a woman.", "Will not you, it is estimated that still pose the question! Or this way, you do so, in my next guide!" Count the time the two quasi - ...... doctors who came to clinics in the next: "Left a little, no, in the bottom-up point, or not at this time ......", anxious wife," so you, your husband so that doctor!. " 15. To Tom in the bar to see a beautiful appearance, temperament and elegant woman. After a long period of hesitation, he finally summon the courage to approach her, a low voice asked: "Can I talk to you right?" Only woman cried loudly: "No, I do not and you go to bed!" The entire bar of people they have eyes fixed on him, Tom is very embarrassed, blushing silence, returned to their seats. After a while, the woman who walked beside Tom, a low voice said: "I'm sorry, I am a psychology student, I just want to test, it was embarrassing in the extreme case of how to reflect." Tom cried loudly: "200 U.S. dollars you want to? Too expensive!" 16. In the dance class, dance teacher grabbed the two arms of women trainees, coaches, said: 12,342,234 another position again. 32,344,234 legs apart again 17. There is a obsessive man entered a restaurant, sit down after the meal. After a while, he suddenly saw a waiter carrying him away from the dishes, even the thumb inserted in the dish. He suddenly felt very sick, he just does not hold back attack. Later, the same when the waiter was端菜will be inserted on the menu in hand. Finally, he spent the meal. He decided to report the whereabouts of the manager of the waiter Of course, managers also feel this way after listening to very health and was furious with himself, He called over the waiter asked. However, the waiter explained it: "I'm sorry, I was injured thumb, the doctor said to keep insulation, which is why I made this way." But the obsessive or very unhappy man, it said to him: "To heat you do not put your hand intowhere ah!" Here a hurry to answer the waiter said: "Yes, I did not whenis inserted at the bottom where the handle." 18. United Nations WHO girls of the three countries to investigate them first. Chinese girl that is shy to the 18-year-old boyfriend. Rows of girls in the United States that is substantially 15 to the three-year-old. JuJapanese girl first, and then asked: What is the survey? Is still the same and other animals? 19. Strip girl: "do we have this line, it appears that the most worthwhile when the disease! Gynecologist: "how to say?" Strip girl: "We usually see off to the guests, there is good money to get off to you in this view, Not only do not have the money get to you have to pay. " Gynecologist: "... ... ... ..." 20. QIAO symmetry is a body of a female secretary, her time is spent on holidays the roof of the hotel so sunbathing, the first day of wearing a bathrobe incident the next day anyway, she felt that no one see, they give off a bathrobe. At this time, she heard someone up, because she was lying, the article took on a towel covered in the buttocks and continue to the sun. "I'm sorry, ma'am." Hotel manager because it is running up, so out of breath to say: "the sun on the roof, we do not care, but if you can wear the same clothes as yesterday, we will to thank. " "What is the difference?" QIAO said coldly, "no one here to see anyway, I also covered with a towel." "Not." He said, "You are lying on the restaurant's window."