Joy: KFC with customer critical dialogue attendant

1 Attendant: "Welcome to the" Customer: "Give me a deep-sea sharks that Fort packages" waiter: "Eritrea ... ... Sir, I beg your pardon, there is no shark fort, deep-sea cod fort possible?" Customer: "ah ... ... not you, then to Fort cod that it "(was also very reluctantly) Attendants:." ... ... "(on, how can you not do whale fort) 2 Attendants: "Welcome to the" Customer: "Will the major package of Madden How much popcorn chicken?" Attendant: "so much" (pointing to her) customer: "in it?" Attendant: "so much" (I also pointed to) Customer: "Well, give me mashed potatoes to a" service: ... ... (not stopping me, let me go on pumping her!!!) 3 Attendants: "Welcome to the" Customer: "Give me a small cup of Coke in a hot and spicy chicken fort" service: ... ... (Finally, I took her Coke cup and crispy chicken一个劲Fort, mother, and not bother people with schizophrenia nonsense) 4 Attendants: "Welcome to the" Customer: "To the family of a bargain bucket" waiter: "you need another?" Customer: "... ah ... in the past two bottles of beer!" Waiter: "Sorry, we do not have liquor beverages "Customer:" I do remember that there are "service: ... ... (Brother, you said that it is Gone with the Wind) 5 Attendants: "Welcome to the" Customer: "I want a cup of juice and a nine-zhen large packet of chicken rice rape flowers" waiter: "You are the world's best chicken rice to spend it?" Customer: "Ah, you name" service: ... ... ( well you, you do not know what the recent strike hard!) 6 Attendants: "Welcome to the" Customer: "Give me half a catty吆what with popcorn chicken to a" waiter: "... ..." Customer: "How much?" Attendant: "We do not wholesale" (chicken rice uncle to spend when the burst m so much to buy) 7 Attendants: "Welcome to the" Customer: "Hello, I would like a Kentucky Fried Chicken" waiter: "What you need?" Customer: "I do not say it, of Kentucky Fried Chicken to" service: "There are many products Kentucky, you What kind of need to "Customer:" others do not need, it is necessary to KFC! "Attendant: ... ... (if he was there to bang the gun must the man) 8 Attendants: "Welcome to the" Customer: "hurry up hurry up, I'm in a hurry, it is necessary to them" (speaking to a bunch of coupons on the拍桌子) :"。。。。。。" customer service: "fast some ah ":"。。。。。。"( waiter looked at a pile of McDonald's coupons super silent) waiter:" Sorry Sir, this is a McDonald's coupon! "Customer:" This is not McDonald's it? "(He remain calm) may be :"。。。。。。"( attendant to the 。。。。。。)踢馆 9 Attendants: "Welcome to the" Customer: "I want a sundae," waiter: "What flavor?" Customer: "sesame grandfather of 。。。。。。" attendant to :"。。。。。。"( do not ask before buying) Kentucky 10, the uncle, pointing to a background of French fries: "TU, it is necessary that, for me to wire the potatoes." . . . Full spray 11 customers: What to eat ah have Attendants: - - ~! . . . Sakura Sushi has a good customer: the sushi can not ah drink. . . Attendants: # @ ... ... &**%$。 . . . 12 Attendant: Welcome to Kentucky Fried Chicken, may I ask what your main points? Guests: A hamburger. Attendants: hot or not hot? Guests: hot. Attendants: If you increase the money can be replaced by two double-decker hamburger, can I? Guests: Yes, double-decker hamburger. Attendant: I would like to ask what you have? Guests: French fries. Attendant: What you need large fries, medium fries and small fries? Guests: The French fries. Attendant: I would like to ask a few packages you want to? Guests: a bag of it. Attendant: We have now introduced the latest French fries and shakes his music, you want to try it? Guests: No, I have ketchup on it. Attendants: two packets of tomato sauce can it? Guests: If I may, I want to package 200. Attendant: I am sorry Sir, we have ketchup here is a limited supply. Guests: What do you do with my nonsense! Attendant: Sir I am sorry to say, you have to what? Guests: beverages. Attendants: There were black Coke Fanta Sprite, which you need? Guests: Coke. Attendant: You want a big cup or small cup or glass bottle? Guests: The Cup. Attendants: the need to ice it? Guests: the need for. Attendants: ice a little more or a little less? Guests: you can almost. Attendant: Then you add a little more possible? Guests: Yes.谢谢. Attendants: Mr. bluntly. Our latest volume of chicken in Mexico you do not try it? Guests: Thank you, can not. Attendant: Well, the Madden special tweed chicken rice? Guests: do not. Attendants: In that case, the outer机器猫free meals the whole family do not you want to try? Guests: No, thank you. Attendant: Well, you are here or away to eat sir? Guests: away. Service: a total of 21 stations is Mr. Mao, sir do you have fifty cents? Guests: Yes. Attendant: Yes, Mr. 100 stations close your hair, look for your 79, and poor you two dollars, fifty cents to you four of the possible? Guests: Yes. Attendants: Mr. Xie Xienin. Welcome to KFC next time! Guests: But my point of things? Attendant: Excuse me Sir, take-away meal, we temporarily run out of bags, you can eat it here? Guests:. . . . . . Attendant: Sir, what you request? Guests:想揍I really blow you! Attendant: So Mr uppercut you want to use the left or right uppercut combination of boxing then? Guests:. . . . . . 13 Attendant: "Welcome to KFC." Customer: "I want ice cream." Waiter: "Would you like cones or a sundae?" Customer: "I want ice cream." 14 Attendant: Welcome to the Customer: Give me one of your home. . Beyond recognition! Service: Customer ah this is not beyond recognition. . . (Khan, the head stretching from you I make a different you better!!) Customer: Oh ~ ~ is not wrong, what is called the那玩意. . Bloody? Attendant: Do you want blood ~ ~ customers connected to it: right right, is it ~ ~